Jon Mcleod
Andrew MacdougallThe Insider - Bullard faces up to Hull future
Injured Hull City star Jimmy Bullard insists he will not walk out on the club if they are relegated from the Premier League - admitting he can't.
The future of the club-record £5million signing has come under scrutiny with Hull in danger of being relegated from the topflight.
But Bullard admits he is going nowhere.
“I have a serious knee injury,” he said. “There is no chance of me walkig out of here. Believe me I have tried. I even tried crawling but Phil Brown caught up with me on the A64 and dragged me back to the KC stadium.
“I can hardly get out of bed in the morning. Have you seen Hull on a map? To the North is Scarbrough, to the South is Grimsby and to the East is Leeds - what kind of incentives are for a man with a serious knee injury? I cant risk that, I have a serious knee injury.
“I thought about taking a lylo to the North Sea but I could end up in Denmark or even drift down to Norwich. They are no places for former England squad member.
“No, I am not taking my chances with that, not with a serious knee injury."
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